cool garbage

Same person I was sophomore year of high school 


im not sure what to feel right now due to the fact that they’re literally trying to make baby wipes masculines and dudely

"hey dude i cant seem to wipe myself properly can u help a bro out"

"yo dude guess what, i got just the thing 4 that…"

"thanks bro…."

(Source: dinuguan, via sturmtruppen)


I watched Bee Movie last night and would like to list the pieces of this cinematic masterpiece that pushed me closer to death:

  • Barry’s antenna headset
  • Honey is highly valued and used for everything in bee society.  Need hair gel? Use honey.  Need mouthwash? Honey!  Setting up a pool in your yard? Why use water when you could have a pool of honey.
  • Wow, Jesus, they make a lot of jokes about bee death
  • Speaking of Jesus, BEEJESUS
  • Brock Samson is totally that chick’s husband/boyfriend
  • Speaking of which, I don’t know if he’s her husband or boyfriend but regardless SHE DUMPED HIM FOR A BEE
  • Barry’s friend totally described stinging that fat lawyer as having sex
  • There are only like 100 flowers left in the entire world and we have to fly them back to where Barry’s hive is because bees don’t exist anywhere else to pollinate duh
  • Bee Larry King
  • That lady totally helped Barry sue the human race AND THEN GOT MAD AT HIM FOR IT
  • A bunch of bees landed that plane but I’m pretty sure Barry killed at least 5 people in that movie
  • I’m so tired


o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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