cool garbage

Same person I was sophomore year of high school 


tomodachi life: ship your friends. ships your friend’s friends. ship your friend’s mom with macklemore only for the date to be crashed by walugi in a hamster suit

(via transboyscout)


"wow I’m really stoked to see what this 9th grader has to tell me about how the real world works"

- me every single time I come on this website

(via barabichon)

Anonymous asked: I want to die


Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!


harry potter is the only thing im good at

(via gpros)


at a pool party

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)